A town in which everything and everyone are judged and once you are you live with it until you leave high school. About 90% of the kids living in Yorktown Heights are Wiggers, Albanians, or Italians, claiming to have moved to Y.H. from various "hoods". The rising of "Goths" is also beginning to take notice in Yorktown Heights. Unfortunately, Yorktown Heights isn't very tolerant of other ethnicities, races, religions, or orientations. Like I stated earlier, society in Yorktown Heights will judge you for every little thing you do, so watch your back. Contrary to popular belief, Yorktown Heights isn't filled to the brim with snobby, rich, greedy assholes. Y.H. is in Westchester County, yes, but there are poor parts of Yorktown Heights, too, just like any other area in the U.S. There is a high level of police presence and there are many drug related and violence related crimes that are committed in Yorktown Heights. On a separate note, Yorktown Heights has sweet Lacrosse, Football, and Baseball teams that have won and are still winning multiple New York State Championships, just look at our High School Gymnasium!
Wigger - Hey yo dawg ju wanna go dewntewn to dat firamens canival in Yorktown Heights gangsta?!?!?
Normal Guy - What the hell are you saying man?!
Wigger - Nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothafucka man!!!
Normal Guy - OK see ya dude...
Normal Guy - What the hell are you saying man?!
Wigger - Nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothafucka man!!!
Normal Guy - OK see ya dude...
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A decent sized town approx. 38 miles from midtown Manhattan, located in Westchester County. More than half the population originates from Yonkers, the Bronx or somewhere else in the city. A large population of Italians, Albanians, other whites and Hispanics. Every driveway has four or more cars & people mow their lawns religiously – but that of course is the job of the landscaper – duh. Everybody has too much attitude, are too stuck up and nobody likes to be bothered. People like to talk so better watch what you say. Too much traffic between the hours of 3-7 on weekdays… and nobody knows how to drive!!! Basically there is nothing fun to do in this town… go to starbucks, drive around, somebody’s house to get trashed or chill in a parking lot. … don't move here.
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Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010
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Principal: Welcome to Yorktown High School!
New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -
Principal: *Shoots kid*
New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -
Principal: *Shoots kid*
by JesusFingChrist March 11, 2013
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Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.
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