Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.

"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"

by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023

yogurt male

the ultra form of a man

see also: chad, ryan

ryan is the yogurt male of the friend group

by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022

Yogurt male

people who groom children. Some of the know yogurt males are Derek and frank

frank is a Yogurt male

by samdamjamdam November 26, 2022

yogurt male

a cold hearted sigma who only love yogurt and other dairy product.Also perfected rolling knee bar submission.

Benoit is such a yogurt male, W!

by Beno1t September 19, 2023

Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.

Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.

by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023