yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"

Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.

by Ott^ September 25, 2005

yoghurt weaver

Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.

"This is a no shoe household..."

by rabid leek May 10, 2004

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

Yoghurt loins

A ginger guy who is constantly ejaculating in his pants, due to lack of human contact.

Oh look! There's goes yoghurt loins.

by Kissing cousin April 12, 2011

Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

yoghurt truck

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt

I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!

by Chest August 3, 2003

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008