YMCA

YMCA - Noun

The only place in the world where it's okay for an old man to approach you naked in a public area for absolutely no reason, and engage in extremely unnecessary conversation about nothing while you dress and/or undress.

-- Normal Life --

Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was in this restaurant the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the bar...
Steve - Oh my God. Did you kick his ass and then stab him in the eye with a pen?
Mike - Yeah. I broke his nose.

-- Normal Life @ the YMCA --

Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was at the YMCA the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the weight room...
Steve - Yeah... I wish it was in with the treadmills...
Mike - Yeah seriously...

by JimChach January 13, 2008

YMCA

1)A place where gay men hang out

2)A song everyone knows and had stuck in their head at least once.

Hey Bob lets hang and the YMCA *wink wink*

by nutcracker September 28, 2005

YMCA

Yank My Crank Alone

So did you tap that sweet ass last night...naw bro, Debbie passed out and I had to YMCA

by Essay001 April 28, 2022

YMCA

A song that forever will be around to torment humans.

Instead of grounding...

"Johnny, if you don't get down here right now, I'm going to show up at your school blaring the YMCA song on the car radio and singing along!"

by unknown person July 20, 2008

YMCA

This sexual position can please up to 5 men and one woman. Each letter is a different sex position. For Y, the women lays on a hard cock, her hands are up in the Y position, while stroking two cocks off. one of the other guys is sticking it in her ass, while another throat fucks her til she has scar tissue. help me. The M is when she sits on a chair strapped to the arms, while all 5 men try and fit their cocks into her mouth. the C stands for clit, lul. the A is the anal cavity, because she will eventually have all 5 cocks in her asshole at the same time, causing her anus to rupture. This is daring, beautiful, and a majestic piece of art. im so horny.

"becky, i heard you did the ymca? why?"
I walk away from her gravestone, never going to see her again. help.

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

ymca

A dance performed to the Village People song of the same name. Its main moves involve trying to form the letters Y-M-C-A with the upper body, although it includes other disco-style steps and slides.

My buddies dared me to do the "YMCA" dance at the party.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 21, 2006

YMCA

Some song that gets stuck in my head >_<

The Village People - YMCA 0:00 - Some album

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003