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Yesterfester

The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:

Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.

Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010
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yesterdagel

A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.
I nearly broke my tooth eating a yesterdagel this morning.
by Saucy Lady October 23, 2009
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I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.
Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.
by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015
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lookin' like yesterday

looking sloppy, unbathed, or lookin as you did yesterday
by totalpackage_08 December 23, 2008
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pre-yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.
by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017
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Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
by Bangboy February 6, 2010
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Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.
Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
by captainaverage July 9, 2010
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