fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

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Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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Answering Machine Actress

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

by Hunter S. Thompsonian January 11, 2009

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answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

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answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009

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