Yakuza

An asian character in the James Bond series Nightfire.

"Oh shit! I was just shot by Yakuza!"

by Jay The Cornchip October 20, 2008

Yakuza 3 (龍が如)

Yakuza 3 is the Third Installment of the Yakuza series, as it follows Kiryu Kazuma taking care to the kids aswell Haruka (Haruka Sawamura his full name) as the Story goes.. (i can't spoil you but go ahead go down..)

on the Last chapter (Chapter 12: the End of Ambition) Kiryu goes to the Toto Hospital, beats up some ass before fighting Andre Richardson (andore richardoson) and kicks his ass, goes to the roof and fights Mine Yoshitaka, the final boss in the game and Mine Yoshitaka gets ultimately defeated but ends up making Kiryu Kazuma breathless and bleeding, andore richardoson comes in and gets shot by Daigo Dojima (the chairman) then Mine Yoshitaka grabs andore richardoson before falling, and Mine dies.. that's it, then, Kiryu is buying icecream for Haruka before he gets blamed by a gentleman who has scary face and a fedora (Goh Hamazaki) and Kiryu gets stabbed in the Intestines, oh look now that's pretty sharp oh well anyways Kiryu collapses like it's Tuesday mornin' and then gets bandaged and lives in a happy life, Before Yakuza 4..

myself: *puts Yakuza 3 disc on PS3*
*few hours later*
*Crush and Strike plays in as Kiryu gets encountered by Gangsters*
Kiryu: oh shit well guys lemme kick your asses!
*Kiryu's attacks gets blocked by Gangsters*
Kiryu: oh shit they think they're the Blockuza 3
*then Kiryu grabs a bike and defeats down the Gangsters*
Gangsters: ok ok lets just forget this ok? here charcoal
Kiryu: holy shit i am the Yakuza 3 (龍が如)

by JaredPogis August 24, 2023

yakuza 4

a group consisting of purple yakuza (akiyamer), green yakuza (yakuza 0 massive man), gray yakuza (john yakuza), and blue yakuza (tanimura) from the video game yakuza 4.

*the yakuza 4 approaches the millennium tower*
Yakuza 4: We are the Yakuza 4
Evil Corrupt Police guy: No... it can't be.. it's.. the Yakuza 4! Noo!! My evil plans are ruined now!
Yakuza 4: SELFISH DEED IS NOT FREEDOM

by MemeLord4063 January 22, 2023

Yakuza-Spunky

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.

The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Yakuza 0 sad substory music

the cure to diseases pain and crying

i was listening to Yakuza 0 sad substory music after my roof got hit by a meteorite and then it was fixed and the meteorite was gone

by Juan Juan Azkaman November 25, 2020

Yakuza grapple

noun: When a man holds a woman's legs apart from behind to present it to another for the purpose of sexual intercourse or rape. Usually whilst the man is kneeling down, but has been known to be accomplished while standing upright. This requires stength and greater technique.

Origin: This maneuver has been made popular by its continual reference in Japanese pornography

"I'd like to put her in a Yakuza grapple"

"She can still move, your Yakuza grapple technique has not yet been perfected"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Yakuza child

Any asian (or appearing to be asian) person under the age of eighteen.

Hey look at those yakuza children eating their rice.

by SirNaysayer November 10, 2009