Yugoslavia
It is the country of all Banjos. They are faster than than lightning, stronger than steel and they are smarter than any human being. They can sooth you with their gamer Big brain skills. They play Minecraft, Rainbow, Battlefield, Contir Strik, etc. They despise the Yugoslavinskis and will do anything to eliminate them from their Banjo religious country. They are global elite 2 in countir strik and they selled their Banjo wife and children for internet connection to play countir strik and The Yugoslavinskis are guitars, which we despise. It all started in the year 12 B.C. They started to raid our Banjo Minecraft server. It all started as a joke but then proceeded with many casualties and even deaths. They think they are gude at rainbow but they are only copper 4, 0.2 KD and they try to 1v1, us, Diamond ranks and when they lose, they pay the consequences and get defined as “clapped cheeks.” They got very angry with this and proceeded with physical contact. Yugoslavians are very respectful. They listen to John wick coming with the wee bucks. They also listen to their masters and leaders. But their most important tradition of all is giving tooth blankets, ddos to orphans, and Gluck Gluck 9000s. Overall the Yugoslavians are great people and will do anything for their religion.
Yugoslavia by Jewbaccon Broter August 26, 2019