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T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.
Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.
by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019
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I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.
That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
by kafaboy June 9, 2011
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Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
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Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
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empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.
Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.
by Hoon35 May 24, 2006
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How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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Spank Your Grandma Day

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch
by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020
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