Your dick 

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

Your dick by JepeMarino May 30, 2021

your dick 

is small

your dick is small *dab*

your dick by amfibean frogo October 14, 2018

your dick 

is small

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

your dick by breacher69 May 15, 2022

Your dick 

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

Your dick by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

Your Dick 

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

Your Dick by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

your dick's in my dad's mouth 

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

your dick's in my dad's mouth by millihenry November 8, 2018

your dick is my dick 

A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors

Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

your dick is my dick by Turtle Tamer October 15, 2018