you won't though

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat.

"Imma beat your ass in like two."
"You won't though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009

You Won't

Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will."
Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".

Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her!

Person2: You won't!

(Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.)

~OR~

Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time.

Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't!

Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in...

Class: Yay!!!

by JillieManicotti February 18, 2004

You won’t

Used to date someone into doing something using reverse psychology. If someone says you won’t; you, by law of Jahseh, have to commit the action.

Friend: Hey Joe, shove Yura off the cliff

Joe: Noo, I can’t!

Yura: You won’t

*Joe shoves Yura off of the cliff*

by rushman20 October 28, 2019

you won't fight me though

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.

"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

You Won't Do It!!

When someone claims to do something you must yell anoyingly "YOU WON'T DO IT!", then if they do it you gotta be like "OH SHIT THEY DONE DID IT!" Oh yeah and sound retarded

Brian "I'm gonna mushroom print you"

Ethan "You won't do it!!"

by Ethan "cHuCkLeS" Davis April 23, 2010

You won't do it dude

You won't do it dude is a phrase used by individuals who choose not to engage in normal conversation with others. A conversation tactic developed to challenge the will power of dudes. Each word in this phrase can be stretched to increase or simply change the meaning.

For instance you won't do it dude can be said as:
"You won't dooooooooooo it dude" - could be translated as a question or a moderate challenge / proposal.

by not that big dude January 11, 2010