'YOLO', meaning You Only Live Once, is a viral quote most popularly used by prepubescent girls, but the range is undoubtedly in the teenage community. Anyone who uses YOLO in defence of their stupidity and sinful actions should be hanged, or the method of execution available widely in the state this person lives in. Such places like Texas, which still use the electric chair, or Germany who could make an exception with gas chambers, are prime examples of execution methods acceptable for the annihilation of YOLO'ers. Help us fight the fight, share this with your friends on Facebook, and defeat the almighty (and nerdy, prepubescent) YOLO army.
Me: Why the hell would you do that?
Person: Because YOLO.
*I shoot Person in the face for such sinful acts against the English language.*
Me: This serves as a warning to people who think they're NEW and ORIGINAL for using one of the most annoying pieces of shit to touch the interwebs.
Person: Because YOLO.
*I shoot Person in the face for such sinful acts against the English language.*
Me: This serves as a warning to people who think they're NEW and ORIGINAL for using one of the most annoying pieces of shit to touch the interwebs.
by Wuskar June 28, 2012
annoying bitch: Gonna dye my hair orange cause YOLO!
smart people: You Obviously Lack Originality... cunt.
smart people: You Obviously Lack Originality... cunt.
by ispeakdatruthhhh July 18, 2012
Acronym for You Only Live Once. Mainly used to defend doing something ranging from mild to extreme stupidity.
Mild stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't smoke that joint you found on the ground.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
Extreme stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't be posting random definitions on urbandictionary while you're stoned.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
:)
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't smoke that joint you found on the ground.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
Extreme stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't be posting random definitions on urbandictionary while you're stoned.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
:)
by whatwhatwhat77 February 25, 2012
You Only Live Once. A stupid motto that countless teenagers live by because it gives them the excuse to be promiscuous, commit crimes, drink underage, do drugs and deny responsibility for their actions.
"LOL I totally just put some guy's window through. YOLO."
or
"You know when you hit Brad in the head with a cricket bat?"
"Yeah..."
"He died in hospital last night. The police are looking for you"
"Oh well YOLO."
or
"You know when you hit Brad in the head with a cricket bat?"
"Yeah..."
"He died in hospital last night. The police are looking for you"
"Oh well YOLO."
by Suckmyduck June 25, 2012
- Abbreviation for
You Only Live Once
1. Excuse for young people to do dumb shit. Usually followed by OOPS when they turn 40 and have not amounted to anything.
You Only Live Once
1. Excuse for young people to do dumb shit. Usually followed by OOPS when they turn 40 and have not amounted to anything.
"Before Drake stared saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or some shit?" -Shai Buttah
(Also See:) "Cause I'm Young"; Failure
Antonym: Roll Model; Mature; Success
Related searches:
"How long will drug possession stay on my record?"
"Will ____ keep me from getting a job?"
"Downfall of Society."
(Also See:) "Cause I'm Young"; Failure
Antonym: Roll Model; Mature; Success
Related searches:
"How long will drug possession stay on my record?"
"Will ____ keep me from getting a job?"
"Downfall of Society."
by RustyPineapple April 04, 2012
YOLO is a way for people to simplify metaphysics and the existential meaning they wish to bestow upon life into four letters that allows them to bypass deep thinking in order to justify their actions relative to the fininteness of their lives. They don't allow themselves to think about the emotions connected to this objectification of self and the consequences associated with their actions, thus denying their essence of being in favor of a more short term "live as if you will die tomorrow" philosophy that does not actually lend to the true metaphysics behind YOLO; only scraping its surface.
Person 1: "Dude I can't possibly grasp my purpose in life. Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What am I supposed to do with my life?"
Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"
Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"
by pairagreenegg December 22, 2012
what a tool says when they mean carpe diem or when they are about to do something that will kill or seriously injure them
by jebus rainbowhammer June 21, 2012