yoan

verb/noun. A self-replicating virus that spreads by inserting copies of itself into other executable scenario's, events, or documents. Usually attacking elite networks through infiltration and deception.

OMG. We are getting yoan'd.
Bloody stalker! What a yoan.

by job September 14, 2006

Yoan

The combination of a yawn and a moan.

Worker 1: 'What god-awful sound did you just emit? Was it a yawn or a moan?'
Worker 2: 'I had a big night and I have this nightmare presentation today so it was both.'
Worker 1: Dude, you totally just yoaned.

by LauJo August 25, 2010

yoan

Classical Greek: Defiling farm animals.

"Ewwww.. That chicken looks like it got yoaned!"

by Shoma February 1, 2003

yoan

A kitchen utensil used in the cake baking process. Usually made of wood.

Grandmother, would you please pass me the yoan so I can begin making the cake.

by Chr!s February 1, 2003

Yoan

To convince someone to purchase something

Guy 1: sigh I really need a thinner wallet

Guy 2: Bro my wallet is lit, it’s so slim and fits EVERYTHING without getting bigger
Guy 1: Dude you’re not gonna yoan me into this with your 2 credit cards in there.
Guy 2 pulls out $3000 in 20s and 7 credit cards
Guy 1: What?! And I’ve just been yoaned.

by Mr Pikachu June 24, 2020

Yoan

Yoan is way better looking than his brother

Yoan is cooler than yahir

by Udidudisjs September 24, 2020

Yoan-san

The almighty creator of space-time continuum.

Joe: "Hey, have you heard that if you do not worship Yoan-san you will live in abyss for all of eternity."
Alex: "Oh shit, better undergo a rite of passage."

by MGCreator March 8, 2021