Yarp

The smell you smell before you fart.

“Damn dude, what’s that smell?”

“I just released a yarp.”
*toot*
“Oh ok.”

Yarp by Gilmore Manfred April 26, 2019

Yarp

When you yawn and burp at the same time.

A yarp comes in 3 stages, usually the yawn comes first, then you burp 3/4 ways in, you then finish the yawn.

Person 1: (Makes a Yawing/burping sound or a yarp)
Person 2: Dude did you just yarp?
Person 1: Did I? I hardly heard it....

Yarp by FireDart July 14, 2010

Yarp

A term used frequently as a lazy response to a conversation, making the speaker sound like an embarrassing caricature of a redneck hillbilly. Used most often by smelly single mothers who think that uttering the word will make the listener believe she is listening, when in fact she is obsessing over how to successfully kidnap her next victim (for her sadistic rituals and to begin building a shrine around him).

"Yarp, I remember when me and my Daddy-Brother first caught our first gator, boy did we celebrate in style that night, yarp!"
or
"RUN STEVE RUN, JO JUST SAID YARP!!!!"

Yarp by Baldilocks November 5, 2012

yarp

when you cath any fish or porpus liek creature from the ocean or lake and immediately fuck it to death

man i had a good yarp today with a catfish

yarp by facefuck April 22, 2003

yarp

y-yet
a-another
r-robot
p-program

like rubbish tv/movies with AI in them, from futurama

a: "whats on the tv?"

b: "just another yarp..."

yarp by frank_the_tank12345 May 31, 2010

yarp

a goofy laugh

hahahahahahahahahaha yarp yarp yarp

yarp by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

yarp

Performing any sexual activity to a vagina while it is on it's menstruating cycle, AKA it's period. sexual intercourse, finger blast or eating out all apply

Present:
guy: "i wanna fuck!"
ugly whore: "i'm on my period, so you'll have to yarp me instead"
guy: "yarp yarp!"

Past
guy: "i yarped the shit out of this broad last night, my fingers and cock are still covered in period blood. same with my teeth"

yarp by turkeydick February 2, 2009