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Yaffed it up

v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole
You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself
by yaffe lab July 6, 2006
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yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.
Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.
by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009
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yaffe

"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"
by Mr.. G October 19, 2013
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yaafat

"you are a fail at texting"
a person or persons who misuse or create their own texting lingo
If someone was to receive a text saying "bhi10m", meaning "be home in ten minutes", the recipient of that text may reply by saying "yaafat"
by yaafat July 6, 2011
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YAFFing

YAFFing, or, the act of writing You're a Fuckin' Faggot Dude or (YAFFD) is an acronym used in texting, usually when texting between two guys, that is usually a response to a male friend using an emoticon (smiley face or any other kind of face). YAFFD is intended to let the person know that you only tolerate broads who use that shit because they have vaginas and tits that they may one day expose to you.
YAFFING Example:

Steve (Texting Bill): dude, tonight we should totally go and see the new Judd Apatow movie
Bill: Sounds good. I'll call you when I get off work.
Steve: :o)
Bill: YAFFD
Steve: why'd you YAFF me?
Bill: because you sent me a gay clown face in your text. only girls who have nice big goobler tits are allowed to make those. Seeing as how you don't have the aforementioned goobler tits, I refuse to stand for your texts, as you are a faggot.

Steve: oh!

the only acceptable image for a man to draw in his texts using colons, brackets etc. is a penis. e.g. 8---)
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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Yaffle

Uncommon English name for the European Green Woodpecker, immatative of it's laugh-like call (technically urban, you get them in green areas of town)
Yaffle
by Bell July 26, 2003
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yaffler

A loud mouth or someone who cannot shut up. Applies to people as well as animals such as dogs. Australian (Tasmanian) slang.
Some politicians are nothing but yafflers.

The person on the stage wouldn't stop yaffling.

That bloody dog is a yaffler.

He just wanted to yaffle on and on.
by Leroy-Melb March 10, 2014
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