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xerophobia

1. A condition suffered by persons from Bedford when they leave their native swamplands. A fear of dryness, or aridity

2. The fear of being caught by one's boss whilst photocopying one's genitalia (that's 'tentacles' if you come from Bedford)
"I was really worried the other day, I was changing the paper tray on the photocopier, when my boss walked in and caught me bent over the machine. It must have looked very odd from where he was standing"
"yes that's a clear case of xerophobia you've got there...Lucky for you that your boss doesn't come from Bedford!"
xerophobia by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006
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xenophobia 

Taken to the extreme, an irrational fear of strangers or more broadly, a fear of those who are different. Taken in a more moderate way, a rational fear of those who are different in some significant way, such as race, ethnicity, culture, politics, religion. Since people live together in families and communities where blood ties and cultural similarities foster cooperation, those who are different undermine this social solidarity. The very presence of people who are different in appearance or belief or language make the majority of people in a community wary of those who do not share a common interest in preserving the dominant group.

This fear is justified since people naturally view those who look, believe, and act in a similar manner as extensions of themselves. Since people are naturally selfish, they will lend aid and befriend those whom they see as similar to themselves. Conversely, since people are naturally selfish and seek to dominate others to enhance their own power, they will naturally first seek to dominate those who are different. People who are different are more likely to be seen as objects rather than fellow humans.

When confronted with these threats to social cooperation based on viewing others as objects, it is rational to foster laws, social and economic policy, and attitudes that preserve one's own kind in power. To do otherwise is to hand power over to those who will destroy one's own way of life, culture, and political system.

Political power as well as cultural and social power are zero-sum games. When one group gains in the same geographical region, other groups must lose.
Campus Leftist: "Oh, those conservatives really show their xenophobia in opposing open immigration. That shows what closed minds they have and how paranoid they are. Of course, we had to shout down a conservative speaker last night at the lecture series, and drive him off campus in order to promote diversity and pluralism. We would never be prejudiced as those conservatives are."
xenophobia by Tex in Tex February 1, 2008

xenophobia 

having a fear or hatred of foreigners; racism
Americans showed a strong feeling of xenophobia during The Red Scare.
xenophobia by xenophobian June 11, 2006

xenophobia 

one of humanity's poorer acquisitions;
being scared of multi-ethnicism.
A: "whitepower!"
B, to C: "what's wrong with that poor kid?"
C: "suffering from xenophobia..."
xenophobia by shizzl May 3, 2005

XYZnophobia

Today he was blaming the Chinese for the 'foreign virus', yesterday, the Mexicans for allowing the Central Americans to get anywhere near our border, and whom he might fear tomorrow was anyone's guess. The president actually seemed proud of his XYZnophobia, blind to the leveling properties of the pandemic, and the lesson it offered, that we are all made of the same stuff.
XYZnophobia by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
renes and refailed abortions biggest fear
OMG IS THAT XAR?????!!!! THE PEDO AND THE PROSHIPPER??????!! M PISSING MYSELF I HAVE XARPHOBIA!!!!!!!!
xarphobia by Xarr June 12, 2023

xenophobia 

The belief that your country is the best and no other compares.

This is often due to ignorance and stereotypes
Look up ANY country on Urban Dictionary and you will find an example of xenophobia somewhere
xenophobia by evilhairyhamster July 14, 2006