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The festive holiday in the tv show Futurama. Having created a robot Santa to carry out the work of a real Santa, an error in his programming causes him to judge that everyone is naughty. Xmas is therefore a holiday of fear, where all hide from Robot Santa as he tries to kill everyone he finds on xmas day.
The xmas song! (to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town)
He Knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast you're ass from here to Pakistan!
You Better not move you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Clause is gunning you down!
merry xmas everybody!!!
He Knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast you're ass from here to Pakistan!
You Better not move you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Clause is gunning you down!
merry xmas everybody!!!
by Dr Wally December 20, 2010
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Person 1 "What did you get up to over the holidays"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"
Person 2 "I Xmasturbated like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!"
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Get the weed xmas tree mug.The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!
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