xbox 360

a console made by microsoft that gets 3red lights of death 1 day after warranty goes out
nemo:dude,can i come over to pay some
xbox 360?

jon: no microsoft hates me :(
by gianpiero A April 17, 2008
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Device that was improperly designed for whatever it was originally supposed to do which currently serves a niche purpose as heat source in impoverished homes. However, the object requires a substantial amount of electricity to operate and will eventually overheat itself if not burning down the domicile first, rendering it as a cost-ineffective short-term solution. Manufacturers disguise this by making the overheating component produce shiny, detailed, interactive moving pictures as a pretext for not fixing the defective part, but the additional pieces needed to use this feature are also cost-ineffective and easily damaged.

The U.N. had contracted 20 shipments to deliver to Africa as heat generators/food cookers but reneged when the initial shipment combusted en route.

As of 2008 the machine is still outperformed in reliability, cost and supply by the obsolete technology known as wood, which is powered by sunlight and friction as well as various readily available peripherals.

The manufacturers have not yet devised a strategy to deal with this new development.
Xbox 360
by zgrowler2 September 09, 2008
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A ok gaming console, cheap, and good multiplayer games. Sounds like a jet plane taking off when on for more than 10 minutes.
Tom: Omg, do you lve near the airport?
Jim: No its my Xbox 360.
by vartankarjakian March 25, 2010
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The only games console with a melting point below room temperature
person 1: My Xbox 360 melted yesterday
person 2: Was it in a room?
person 1: Yes
person 2: That'll be why then
by random input July 01, 2010
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One of the leading causes for male & female relationships
Jenny: Hey baby do you want to go out tonight?
Bob: No thanks I gotta play Xbox 360 all night with more of my xbox nerd friends, but we can have sex later.
Jenny: UGH
by OMGROFLCAKES March 17, 2010
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A system released by Microsoft to attempt to get them a lot more money. Although the system is cheaper then the PS3 you actually end up spending double the cost of a PS3 in full since you have to buy all of the things a PS3 would come with standard.
Person 1: Haha I saved a lot of money buying my Xbox 360 compared to your PS3
Person 2: No you didn't. You went out and bought over 500 dollars worth of accessories for your Xbox 360 that my PS3 comes with standard.
by Justingraziano July 18, 2008
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a machine used to play halo 3 and watch movies
guy 1: i got a xbox 360 for my birthday.

Guy 2: cool lets go play some halo 3 and watch some movies
by redydfeyg December 17, 2014
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