xbox one

the newest turd that microsoft shit out of thier asses.it makes the wii u look like a masterpiece. it is the one way to multitask. it is also nightquil. this is also so big that i will need to remodel my house to fit it through my front door. it is the new definition of shit.it is also full of fat cardinals.

i just took a xbox one in the bathroom. it might be a little stinky.please turn on the fan.

by bigpappatwigg May 30, 2013

The Xbox One

The Xbox One is when, during intercourse, the male party member takes a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of MtDew and empties them on the female partner as he climaxes.

Jeremy- I gave Sarah The Xbox One last night
Phil- Duuude! No way!

by AFluffyOwl November 24, 2014

Xbox One

An underestimated console people assume is bad when they didn't actually play it.

Guy: Xbox One sucks!
Casual Gamer: How does it suck? Did you actually play it?
Guy: ...Xbox One still sucks!

by SilenceEnigma January 5, 2015

Xbox One

This thing will be a failure. It requires you to connect to the Internet once every 24 hours in order to play games. Kinect is required for it to work. You have to pay a fee to play used games. Games have to be installed in order to play and it has a hard drive that holds a mere 500 GB. It was officially announced in a live stream on May 21st, 2013.

I was going to buy the new Xbox, but I changed my mind when I saw the Xbox One announcement.

by NewsReporter May 21, 2013

Xbox One

The Xbox One is an upcoming video game console from Microsoft. Announced on May 21, 2013, it is the successor to the Xbox 360 and the third console in the Xbox family of consoles. But don't let the advertisements fool you. This is the worst game system known to man. This game system blocks all used games so your forced to buy each game brand new, Since its equipped with the Kinect 2.0 the system is never fully turned off unless you cut off the power manually (Unplug power cord from wall), Certain games are region locked so if you live anywhere other than the United States be prepared to get certain games blocked and you can forget about a refund since all purchases are final, You cant play any of your games unless your connected to the internet and signed up for Xbox Live (Meaning you have to pay for online to play your games, even if its a single player game), and they have the saddest collection of exclusive games of all time.

Go buy a Ps4 and not an Xbox One

by Demonflamex July 14, 2013

Xbox One

Microsoft's next game console, successor (or possibly loser) to the Xbox 360.

Xbox One: I'm going to beat PS4 into the ground!
PS4: Wonder if it can get viruses....

by Mitt Romney Loves You October 12, 2013

Xbox one

the best game system ever. buy it, you can play xbox 360 games on it and that is cool it is the best game system ive had, ive had a wii, xbox 360 and a ps4, and the two xboxs where the best.

dave, phil, im getting a xbox one
phil, thats a good choice, we can play fortnite and battlefield 1 together
phil, dave you will love your xbox one

by Jack cof March 2, 2018