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Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.
Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.
by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010
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my dixie wrecked

When said fast it sonds like my dicks erect. Dixie would be the type of lawnmower
You could say "Hey I wrecked my Dixie Chopper" But if you say "Hey my Dixie wrecked" its freakin funny.
by Josh W. May 28, 2006
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GET WRECKED

WHEN SOMEONE JUST GOT BEAT AT SOMETHING, USUALLY THEIR BEST ACTIVITY OR SPORT, PEOPLE WILL OFTEN USE THIS TERM TO BE MEAN IN SUCH A WAY.
AWWW....... MAN! DID YOU JUST SEE MICHAEL GET WRECKED?
by B RAT December 13, 2015
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Shit wrecked

To be incredibly drunk! Also, an awesome line from lady gaga's dirty rich beautiful!
Oh man, I don't remember anything from last night, I was shit wrecked!
by Sugar P**** September 21, 2010
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Wrecked her shit

To fuck a chick so hard that she has trouble walking in the morning
Person 1: Dude I wrecked her shit last night.
Person 2: she must be in a wheel chair bro
Person 1: yeah she wont be walking for awhile
by Mark Wilson Jr December 14, 2009
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right wrecked

last night i was right wrecked and now i'm dealing with a bitch of a hangover
by babygirlx August 14, 2008
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Wrecked that pussy

To give a girl such a good, long, hard fuck that her pussy is generally unusable for the next couple days and it resembles a demolished ford f-150
Kevin: How'd your date go?
Matt: Pretty fucking sweet. I wrecked that pussy so bad she couldn't pee out of it afterwards. She had to wait for the piss to travel out of her ass. I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you.
Kevin: Daaaamn
by marshall1984 August 18, 2009
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