wattle

1. The red skin hanging from a turkey's neck/throat.
2. A male cameltoe.

1. That turkey had a large wattle.
2. Damn. That guy needs to stop wearing such tight clothes! Didn't you see his wattle?

by Banghead November 9, 2003

Wattle Up

What cute, attractive, funny, smart, goofball angel ladies say to tall lanky mustached dinguses.

“Keep your wattle up, kid”

by TurdBurgerJohnson August 9, 2020

pussy wattle

when you've been so sexually active the skin around the snatch has become loose, much like a turkey's neck.

Dear lord, someone must have stuck an eggbeater in that thing...that pussy wattle is ginormous. gobble gobble.

by _evan December 7, 2006

Wrastle

To wrestle naked
Or
For two guys to wrestle in a non-gay way, because guys in lycra wrestling gives wrestling a bad name.

Or from writer chaucer;
Who wrastleth best naked, with oil enoint.
- Chaucer.

Hey, dont change channel' 'or what bitch' 'WRASTLE ON

by THE WRASTLER August 28, 2010

wattle downs

If you want to find a quiet, boring place full of old people. Forget a retirement home or a cruise ship. Wattle downs is one!. Old people driving 5kms, Soccer mums, Those middle ages white dads that you see at the zoo and rainbows end. Snotrag spoilt kids that scream. Then Wattle Downs is the place for you. This little paradise is often victim of horis from Rewa stealing cars and walking around with their pitbulls to compensate for their chodes.

Guy: Yo bro, ever been to wattle downs?

Guy 2: Yo eah g. Stole us a mean bike there aye. Hearty score.

Guy: Bro did u get those mushies from the roundabout on carnoustie?
Guy 2: Safe as cuz. munched on them before I went to Wiremu's house.

Wattle Downs

by xX Feminist Xx November 23, 2016

Alaskan wattlegobbler

When you finish the alaskan mudslide and eat the shit off the midgets chest

Cant think of an example :) alaskan wattlegobbler

by CoonCluxClan March 18, 2019

Turkey Wattle

It is a vagina thats been used and abused. Origin is the North American Turkey , under it's beak is its wattle and it hangs down and flip-flops around when it walks. This is precisely what happens to a womans labia majora after being excessively stretched on numerous occasions after intense and frequent prior sexual encounters. Whether or not the Turkey Wattle is a desirable trait; is in the eyes of the beholder but in most circumstances it is not viewed favorably.

Example set in a dialogue:
Friend 1 : " How was hooking up with that girl the other night ?"
Friend 2 : " That girl was hot but her Turkey Wattle was like down to her knees"

by Lott Scevy December 20, 2007