Wowsers
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
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