wowser 

Originaly from the movie/show "Inspecter gadget", it would be Inspecter Gadget's word when he would solve a clue or something very hard. Just like jinkies from scooby doo. This word can have two meanings, one for surprise
or shock and the other as a sexual slang word for sperm.

This word is rarely used in any case. Its mostly made fun of or to crack jokes with.

Wowsers!
Wowsers! I'd never guess that.
Wowsers your really stupid.

Damn! I wowsered on my keyboard.
I just wowsered all over my hand.
Let me wowser all over you.

wowser by Matt 159 September 8, 2006

Wowser 

A delicate slang word for vagina.

Are you going to fuck me or just stand there staring at my wowser?

Wowser by BishopBumBum April 22, 2022

enviro-wowser 

In Australia a wowser is someone who believes other people having fun is bad. An enviro-wowser is someone who frowns on other people's activities if they are believed to use too many resources. It's a modern form of wowserism for the middle class.

The enviro-wowser was annoyed because we had lights on at the party. The enviro-wowser was shocked to see her date drive up in a V8.

enviro-wowser by someOtherGuyInOz August 7, 2009

power WoWer 

Someone who plays World of Warcraft way too much.

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!

power WoWer by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007

Wonser 

(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject

ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam

Wonser by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006

wowzers! 

Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.

"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"

wowzers! by wavyg July 17, 2014

Wooser 

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

Wooser by Elgondor June 11, 2011