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wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.
"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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Wouldya

Man code, to ask the question "would you have sex with her"? Typically used in a hypothetical setting, as a female walks by or is nearby.
Guy #1: (elbows guy next to him) "Hey man, wouldya?"
Guy #2: "Not even with your dick!"
by Big Papi January 15, 2009
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wouldable

Another way of saying you would have sex with that girl right over there.
That girl is wouldable for real.
by Jonballz February 10, 2004
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you woulda thought tho

A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets
Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO
by NatPolan April 3, 2016
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shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
by bumarse October 17, 2009
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wouldya dare?!

Outcry of a chav.

Usually found uttered in NorthEastern schools, chavs will cry this when another does something the aforesaid chav considers unacceptable.
This usually includes doing work, talking to the teacher, or having a basic grasp of personal hygeine (something chavs unfortunately have not evolved to have).

See I wouldn't dare.
Person: Hi, my friends!
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: Huh?

Person: I'm gonna hav a shower tonight.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: You apparently wouldn't.
by Callum Hew February 26, 2008
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shoulda woulda coulda

having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.
Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."
by skyebrenna January 18, 2012
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