Wotsit Willy

Someone that has a dick like a wotsit. (crisp)

"I hear T.C has a Wotsit willy"

by *CharmZ* March 15, 2009

Wotsit

a cheesy puffy crisp it is orange

oh my god i love wotsits specially the really cheesy ones

by cheesy wotsit March 25, 2004

weenie wotsit!!

A term used to describe a person with an unusually small penis!!

"God that guy is such a weenie wotsit!!"

by Him H, Ya mum and Ber September 11, 2005

cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours

The smell that eminates from ones crack after a hard days sitting down doing fuck all.

You can tell our Scott has had a busy day sat on his fucking arse doing fuck all as usual. He's got some right cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours on him the dirty lazy bastard.

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

Wotsit

A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.

Tasha: OMG samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally

by slartey bartfarst May 14, 2009

wotsit

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

dude man, you've eaten way to many wotsits, you're a ginger!

by Nick Weston May 21, 2007

Cheesy Wotsit

The small penis of a ginger male.

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"

by Breeeeee July 23, 2008