There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

worried

worried also warried
1.
Is Zim slang for "not bothered" or "i don't care"
2.
Could also be described as a state of bliss or nirvana in which one has not a care in the world.

1.
Shangu: "I can't believe Yemu lossed you to hook up with Samanyika!"
Takura: "Sha, I'm worried! that jyde is whack anyway..."
Shangu: "Yeah, whateva..."
2.
Chenai: "Chick! whut are you so smiley about?"
Janet: "I dunno I'm jus warried"

by lil_miss_lee September 2, 2005

wooified

1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

see also: wooification

"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

worried

adj : the opposite of being "worried." used with a strong sarcastic tone. it basically means "i culdnt care less."

origin : my school in cape town, south africa (where there is a strong usage of sarcasm)

"im worried about my stats exam tommorow" - emphasis on the word "worried"

"dude, you got batted by sum chick" - "im worried, ok!"

by p00n August 8, 2004

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018

Worried-Sick

Worried-Sick: When your significant other whom you see and talk to every single day suddenly stops talking to you and completely ignores you for apparent reason and practically drops off the face of the earth... And you start to think it's because he is seeing somebody new and doesn't love you anymore....

When Marky and Nikii fight, Marky will ignore her for days on end and it makes poor little Nikii Worried-Sick.

by Caustic Soda July 16, 2020

worried sick

When your about to get an asswhooping and you get that worried feeling in your stomach

My mom is gonna whoop my ass im worried sick in the stomach

by Ducksaucey November 19, 2016