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workation 

Related to staycation - but instead of taking vacation time off and staying at home - one reports to work but goofs off. Related to "homeing from work" and "furlough time" - however this is goofing off for goofing off's sake, not for any ulterior motive. Workations usually involve post hangover-days, post-special project deadlines, and generally any time you're just tired of work and need a break.
Dan: "What did you have on the agenda for today Sarah?"

Sarah: "I'm going to finish these TPS reports this morning, and after lunch I think I'll take a workation and check out eBay and Overstock.com."

Dan: "You're fired."
workation by @theosus October 26, 2009
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Workation 

Changing the routine after work, staying in a local hotel, camping or over indulging for a few days.
Why do I smell like a campfire, workation.
Workation by wallet May 8, 2013

workation 

Working full days or near full days when officially on vacation from work. Minimum of 3 consecutive days.
My week long trip to Cancun wound up being a workation. I spent every day of the trip on conference calls and completing the presentation in time for the meeting on Monday.
workation by kthec2006 December 25, 2019

Workation 

The time spent on vacation while you claimed to be working remotelly
"Our boss is on workation in France right now."
"I told my boss I was working from Canada but I'm going to take a workation"

worktron 

worktron: a early-to-mid career corporate employee engaged in mindless, repetitive tasks, for low salary and few benefits. Generally treated as expendable by upper management, known to live in fear of layoffs and termination. Not known for high job satisfaction.

An employee who is considered a cog or piece of an overall corporate machine; replaceable, irrelevant.
Being the obedient worktrons, we gathered in the main conference room to celebrate the CEO's birthday.
worktron by Country Cityzen August 17, 2010

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Workathon 

A large amount of days spent work (as like a marathon), usually they suck.
Man, last weekend was such a workathon.
Workathon by Gregaliciously Greg October 16, 2008