woosh 

This, along with the joke, had gone over your head.

You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*

woosh by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 22, 2011

Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

Spooky Woosh by General Ray November 12, 2021

Woosh 

To completely miss the point of a joke that was brought up in conversation.

Jack: 'I don't get it'
Francesca: 'woosh'
Jack: 'oh, what did I miss?'
Francesca: 'only the best joke ever told.'

Woosh by PentatonicPringle September 14, 2015

Woosh r/🤡 

Response to anyone outside of Reddit using r/woosh, it signifies that by doing so you are a true clown. It can be used preemptively or as a counter or follow-up to r/woosh.
Mostly seen on TikTok being used by real gamers to call out salty fake gamers and Fortnite plebs.

Fake gamer: "This video is fake af lol!"

Real gamer: woosh r/🤡

Fake gamer maybe you should look up rwoosh before you use it. r/wooooosh!

Real gamer: 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 exactly what I thought, TY!!!

Woosh r/🤡 by @Console_Harmony August 17, 2019

Woosh 

Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.

Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.

Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.

tofu: "I'd love to see a snuff film star named Gorey Feldman."
dahll: "What are you talking about?"
tofu: "Woosh"
dahll: "Woosh?"
grad-o: "2-hit combo!"

Woosh by tofubot June 23, 2008

r/woosh

When a joke goes right over your head and you don’t get it

Person1: r/woosh
Person2: ?
Person1: r/woooosh

r/woosh by Centenario1963 April 24, 2019

It's better to wah than to woosh 

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!

Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*

It's better to wah than to woosh by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019