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Extreme ass whooping

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.
Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017
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Ass whooping radius

Ass whooping radius is an area around an individual who is getting their ass whooped. This radius can result in others who find themselves within it, to be subject to an ass whooping too. Just by standing / sitting in the area as a bystander or giving a funny look to the person who is administering the beating, can result in the bystander being beaten.
"Chris's mother is punishing him. You'll get your ass beaten too by her, just by sitting in the ass whooping radius!"
by TheArtofWarr November 25, 2022
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Ass whooping

To thoroughly dominate and lay waste to an opponent.
Stoughton High beat Foxboro High in a track meet 114-22. That was an ass whooping
by Petitfours April 30, 2019
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Psych ass whooping

The boy said he was psychologically tired of getting a psych ass whooping, if that was somehow possible. His mother told him that it would be okay and that it would pass if he took a nap.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
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Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.
by The Original Other September 22, 2009
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Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
by MsOb June 23, 2016
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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