cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014

Woombie

DEFINITION: (adj)A person of Indian or Pakistani descent. Usually reserved for first generation immigrants.
ORIGIN: Burlington MA.
EXPLANATION: No one is really sure how this derogatory slang word came into existence. Possibly a crude interpretation of the "woombies" foreign language. What is known is that this term doesn't not exist outside of the borders of the town of Burlington MA (the birthplace of the "high 5")

A woombie came into my store and tried to haggle prices with me.

by Diarhea Piñata April 20, 2008

wombled

Something which has been wombled has been 'taken' from where it was was randomly lying around. This derives from 'making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind'
To go 'wombling' is to go in search of said items, on a mystery tour of sorts just to see what random things you can find.

We went on a mental road trip and wombled this walking stick which we found at the side of the road.
or, Someone totally wombled my last chip off my plate.

by Sheila Anderson April 12, 2008

Womblesnout

When a woman's breasts are unerect and resemble the shape of - yes you guessed it - a womble's snout

When Jane removed her bra and turned around - she nearly knocked me out with her huge Womblesnouts!!

by Laura Daniel April 5, 2008

rave-womble

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.

Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.

by SFRH III April 7, 2009

Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

wooble

to gyrate, spin, or otherwise move around as if intoxicated, usually to the sound of flowing music.

Joel woobled to to the sounds of Final Fantasy 8's Shuffle or Boogie theme.

by Mikau October 25, 2003