Wookie

1) noun - A poo
2)A large, hairy, and middle-aged man who has a walrus growing out of his pelvis.

1) Ah man, I have to take a huge wookie.
2) Haha dude, your dad is a serious wookie.

by Gergis McShlaffer can't eat his Oat Bran. April 01, 2003

Wookie

The Wookie is the nickname for the first lady Michelle Obama

Did you see what the Wookie was wearing on TV next to the press durring the elections.

by Kriptonic69 October 04, 2012

Wookie

A wookie is a fluffy doggie for the whole family. A wookie will eat anything you give it, it especially loves socks. Owners of wookies consist of bird loving Ella's.

Ella : OMG is that a wookie
Florence: duh
Ella: *gives it sock*
Sophia: MeAT
Carein: sup dudes
Sabri: stalking my insta page

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

Wookie

another word for bootleg or fake.

Yo, look at that dudes Jordans...they don't even have the sign on it ... his shit is wookie.

by Bunnypick August 15, 2006

Wookie

A big juicy pimple/boil that is begging to be popped

Have you seen the size of that wookie on Falicia? That thing had its own zip code!

by pillowhands September 15, 2016

Wookie

A very hairy sub-human like species with a bad attitude. Generally Wookies think they know everything and view intelligent humans as "assholes". Often they are heard in the wild, expressing their thoughts of humans as "assholes", but generally this is done very quietly and under their breath. A Wookies typical living habitat is one that someone else finances. Homes, cars, shoes, clothing, food, entertainment, and sports equipment are typically provided to Wookies at no cost by elders. Elders often feel that they will be offered personal care in return for material things provided. A Wookie has an extreme sense of false-pride and sometimes even view themselves as god-like. This delusional thinking is often associated to their short, stocky height (Napoleon Syndrome), and small penis size. A Wookie will generally overcompensate his own abilities, and tell people how to run their business or life. As stated, most species are extremely hairy, although some are known to be bald on the upper cranium area of their head. In the wild, this sub-species of Wookie are easily identified by the mirror like glow emitting from their bulbous short necked head. The balding species are known to be one of the most dangerous, because they can infiltrate any group of humans and corrupt normal intelligent thinking and work patterns.

That fucking Wookie makes me sick every time he walks by my office!

Fucking Wookie is going to get punched in the face the next time he smirks like that again.

by Nuclear D Man August 18, 2011

Wookie

A girl with a hairy vag

Person 1: I'm so gonna bang her

Person 2: I wouldn't, she's a wookie

by James299 June 09, 2016