Woody Woodpeckered 

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.

Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!

Woody Woodpeckered by crippus2 February 18, 2015

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

black decker woody wood pecker by s3333xy July 11, 2010

the woody wood pecker 

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

the woody wood pecker by the original woody June 6, 2011

The Woody Wood Pecker 

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

The Woody Wood Pecker by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

wood-pecker 

A dildo from the 1800's.

Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!

wood-pecker by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007

wood pecker 

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

wood pecker by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Wood pecker 

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood

My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker

Wood pecker by dudeo11 July 23, 2018