The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

Woodstock

The greatest rock and roll festival of all time. It was held at Yasgurs Farm (600 Acres) near Woodstock, New York on August 15-17 1969. Some of the greatest musicians of the time were there including; Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Who, Canned Heat, Country Joe & the Fish, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, and much much more. There were a ton of drugs here. 3 children were born, a few were conceived, and one or two people died.

'What do you think was the greatest concert?'

'Even though it was a festival, Woodstock by far.'

by UHMM December 8, 2006

Woodstock

Woodstock was a festival, probaly the coolest music festivals ever. Jimi hendrix and the who played and so did many other bands. It was pretty sic i have the dvd so u should get it if u can see people who have drugs and nudists

Purple haze all in my brain- Jimi Hendrix
The who played
Sha-na na na

by led zeppelin June 1, 2005

Woodstock

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009

Woodstock

the most badass place in illiois, the famous movie groundhogs day with bill murry was filmed there... is famous for its legendary square.

"Dude... have u been to Woodstock yet?" " Hells yeah, its badasss!"

by mcbadass breezy March 6, 2010

Woodstock

1: A hippie concert

2: A yellow warbler from Peanuts

I'd never have gone to Woodstock.

Woodstock is my favorite character.

by Korora January 26, 2005

Woodstock

What everyone who lived in the 60s said they went to, but actually didn't.

Dude, remember Woodstock? It was radical!
I didn't go, and neither did you, you pothead hippie wannabe.

by I'm so bloody bored February 24, 2015