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Captain Woodie

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1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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A person who strictly wears op shopped clothes and looks down upon those who don’t. As they walk by, you can hear the sounds of their carabiner held keys rattling together and hand crafted beers rolling around in their bag of choice: a reusable woolies bag.

Woolies Bag hotspots include:
- Vic on the Park
- Campo
- Local gigs that smell like jungle juice
This place is full of Woolies Bags, let’s get the fuck out of here!
by Tray-Rack February 3, 2022
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But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen
by Thumbs May 13, 2005
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Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.
"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"
by kBro May 1, 2006
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-the act of doing something in the style of a wookie.
I was talk to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) i had to keep my (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.
by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008
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Woodism

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Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.
Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015
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Tundra Wookies

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Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.
These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes
by proudlolita May 23, 2007
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