Woodpecking

<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.

My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.

by RedRabbit04 May 20, 2011

advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Woodworking

Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'

eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.

by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.

Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.

by ArraySlays March 27, 2022

Woodworking

The activity or skill of making things from wood.

Woodworking is a nice activity.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

Woodpecking

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.

I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.

by Greeneyed_energyvampire April 2, 2023