Wood Clown

A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard

The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.

by Gary mckay June 16, 2016

otto wood

a cool lad that used to have cute poodle hair. a drummer for a really good band called Waterparks. he diserves all of the love in the whole world. (please add this hes amazing pls look him up, ty)

"Otto Wood is such a cutie,"
"i know right?"

by anonymous October 8, 2018

Wood Shop Cubby Baby

When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".

Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.

by asdasdascxc May 22, 2013

wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

wondour

wonder and wondour are different spellings of the same word, not unlike color and colour. Wondour or wonder is a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable.
"he had stood in front of it, observing the intricacy of the ironwork with the wonder of a child"
Similar:
awe
admiration
wonderment
fascination
surprise
astonishment
amazement
verb
1.
desire or be curious to know something.
2.

to seek to create wondour.

I "wondour" what tomorrow will bring.
The future is a place of may wondours.

by Ideaneer September 7, 2020

early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

bare wood

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia

Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009