Wong

A piece of hair or a group of hairs, that stick up in the back of your head, unnoticed by you, and it getting a huge amount of laughs.

Look!! Henry has a huge Wong!!
Dude, just so you know, you have a huge wong

by Nemo Johnson December 29, 2008

Wong

Someone who is a silly poo or had a blonde moment and gets something wrong

Oh my gosh you wong
Told you ya wong

by Squirrelmonkey October 16, 2017

Wong

The word that comes up in phones that use the iTap entry mode instead of "zomg."

Sam: ZOMG I just painted my nails black!

Graham: WONG!!!

by Qianwrenth October 26, 2008

Wong

The art of taking a beer bong full of wine.

Fill up the wong! Dude, that was delicious!

by Alex McDonald December 9, 2006

Wong

A mean or harmful word used toward Homosexuals

You fuckin' Wongs You Wong or You Son of a fuckin' Wong

by Steven Gonzales April 26, 2008

Wong

The concatenation of "woman" and "pong". The effect a male suitor or partner experiences while waiting for a woman to get ready, as she bounces from room to room - bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, closet, living room, etc. - assembling herself for an evening out. Much as the video game pong bounces a ball between to moving paddles, the effect is monotonous, boring, endless and/or frustrating.

"I got there at 7pm like we had agreed upon, but due to an hour and a half of wong, we did not leave her house until 8:30. This explains my tardiness and the stiffness of the drink currently in hand."

by Brandon Peele September 26, 2007

wonged

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

by Foo man choo November 22, 2011