wompajawed

crooked, bent, warped

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.

by Doug Swain December 28, 2008

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when lo

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 13, 2008