Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

caddy wompus

crazy, chaotic

This whole thing is caddy wompus!!

by Jenna April 16, 2003

Wompus

Someone who is very large and blob like.

That walrus over there is very wompus

by Nathan Painmaster Matthews April 12, 2009

wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007

wompus

Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.

A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.

"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."

by Lane Grey January 14, 2009

wompus

is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.

Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.

Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.

synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese

antonyms: average girl, petite, fine

by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009