Womptastik

A euphoric, mind-inducing, earth shattering bass throb.

This dub step track is womptastik!

by Womptastik MasterFuk January 6, 2010

Wompapotatimus

A very rare large furry cat, unfortunately due to its odd breading habbits turns the cat crosseyed.

Did you see Harry J's wompapotatimus? Where did he get a cat like that, it was looking at me crosseyed!

by Telephone Kid August 30, 2010

wombatting

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)

* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.

by spacejunkie October 15, 2008

Whompitation

The act of repeatedly stomping on a hard surface to relieve foot itchiness.

John: Why are you stomping so much?
Billy: It's just a bit of whompitation.

by eringy'kelgman'also'on'mondays November 22, 2021