womb

The sound two elephants make when they fuck.

WOMB! WOMB! WOMB! WOMB! Damn those elephants make a loud noise when they fuck!

by GWR114 October 10, 2006

womb

A queer who downloads public hacks for computer games, and is too stupid to make his own.

AKA: Super P.O.S.

Dude, you're such a fucking womb!

by Eric February 16, 2005

womb@

another way of saying wombat

look at that womb@

by ItsYaSquidBoi April 19, 2018

Womb Shroom

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

by M Mac July 9, 2010

Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

by HananaBannah October 21, 2009

Womb Donor

Female version of "Sperm donor"

That girl is no mother she is a womb donor.

by loriwalters May 18, 2011