WOL

Waste Of Life.

A special breed of humans, created through a mistake by evolution. Not many exist since they dont procreate.
Not all WOF's are male, but off the type that ventures online, 100% is infact male
(rule 16. There are NO girls on the internet.)
They have a lot of time since their mental and physical disfigurations keep them from having any
form of a social interaction outside of the anonymousity offered by the internet.
A WOL is not born, but spawns whenever trash meets toxic waste.

You recognice a WOL by its flames, trolls, large collection of collectables and if you see one in real life, their physicall appearance will burn your eyes.

Only way to get rid of a WOL is decapitation. Against more then one, fire is recommended.
"Man, that writer of CAD is such a douche."
"You mean Tim Buckley?"
"Yes"
"Yeah, he is difinitly a WOL"
by ZeroLive April 07, 2008
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"wols" was invented from the word slow. it is said to mean (by the founder of "wols") a person/object that is far from acceptable. "Wols" can be easily defined, as a closely related insult to "Retard" or "Spastic". Yet it doesn't mean mentally disabled, just a random/spontaneous insult, which originally has no meaning - but people still take great affence by it. And of coarse, "wols" can also be closely related to the insult of calling some one "slow" (which is basically the same as what was spoken prior)
Fukn hell, that is a wols choice of gear.

Man, that cunt is fukn wols ay.

That is the most wols statement i have ever heard.

and so on..........
by wols king March 26, 2008
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ameliaffs: WHAT A GOOSE

me: wol
by 123bean321bean August 17, 2017
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a wol

absent without leave. When a person leaves without notifying anyone.
Before Andrea was due to fight she went a wol.
by booty hole August 27, 2005
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WOL

Short for "Waste of life." It is used to mainly describe swaggots and anyone from Swagistan. WOLs tend to hang out in packs and annoy the fuck out of Anti- Wols.
by ApocalypseFrenzie October 06, 2013
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WoL

Short for war of legends.

War of legends is a browser game created by Jagex.
1. person: ohh I'm just soo tired...

2. person: what? have you been playing WoL all night again?
by mikkel the great May 28, 2011
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She will wols you. rock blow your mind
by siput May 28, 2010
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