Wokester

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

Wokestation

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.

1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!

by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021

woketardigan

The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.

Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.

by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020

Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship

Joe Biden is such a Woketard

by Qanon ymous February 24, 2022

wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022

wokestapo

The wokestapo are a left wing version of the Gestapo, who spend most of their time looking for anyone or anything that doesn't match their pc/progressive/woke view of how everyone should behave. What they do next depends on how offended they are, or how offended they are on other people's behalf. Their actions can include snitching on people, complaining, social media campaigns to get them banned or sacked, protests, or left wing lynch mobs.

I better not say what I really think about that or the wokestapo will come after me.

by I Hate Political Correctness May 30, 2021