Worship

No it isn't Drew, you retarded bitch.

Hym "No it isn't and to the extent that it is, it's only in so far as it's a deliberate cruelty imposed on you externally by people who either don't actually believe in the veracity of the claims they are making or know the falsehood of the claims. This isn't worship and your relationship with the meaning of words is as tenuous as Jordan's."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU jUsT HAVE tO wOrShIp SOMETHING! RiGhT!? Like your car! You like your car, right? Well, LIKING THING... Is a form WoOoOoRsHiP! YoU pUt YoUr CaR iN tHe HiGhEsT pLaCe! ThAt'S wHaT 'wOrShIp' MEANS!"

Iam "Oh! Hey- Er, it's the thing! We're still doing the- This! Right!?" *Mark Ruffalo AHA* meme except Dr. JeepJorp*

Hym "You know... If I can get some berries... I can leave them on the ground and maybe LURE Megyn Kelly out... That... In conjunction with the net... I can capture Megyn Kelly.... Yes- Oh wait. It doesn't have a fist emoji facing that direction. Imagine me putting one hand palm up and then balling the other hand into a fist and then me gently slamming my fist into the palm of the other hand like

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🫴 Right? As I say 'Yes.' Like 'Yosh' thing, right? Get? Go look it up."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2025

Worship and Prayers

The excuse to use when someone asks what does wap mean

Person 1: ¨What does WAP mean¨
Person 2: ¨It means Worship and Prayers¨
Person 1: ¨Oh, ok¨

by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020

Worship Jamz

The new "Kidz Bop" craze thing. This time, it's non talented kids singing to songs about Jesus and worshipping. Just as crappy as the Kidz Bop kids.

"Kidz Bop and Worship Jamz are bought by soccer moms and others who want clean music for their kids."

by Baha June 1, 2005

worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

Worship Lumps

Breasts; The two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body.

"Caroline crossed her arms across her worship lumps."

by Chrisdef August 26, 2021

worship strokes

Usually takes place during a game of Tease and Denial when a man strokes his erect penis in front of a woman with whom he is playing the game with. This is meant to show respect and worship towards the woman playing the dominant role of the game. The man is generally not allowed to ejaculate during this time.

While on his knees naked, he will show his submissiveness by giving his mistress worship strokes.

by JD911911 July 7, 2008

Worship My Feet

A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)

Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.

Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!

Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.

Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.

Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*

by LikeWTF December 19, 2012