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Ed Witten

Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."

Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.

He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.

"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
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zion witten

the sweetest boy ever. everyone thinks he’s gay, but he’s literally in love with maddie (@urhentaigirl). he hit 11k in walmart. he’s a mommy’s boy but refuses to admit it. (its cute zion, dont worry)
zion witten is an eboy.”
“no he’s not!”
by scaredygoth February 10, 2019
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Written in the chips

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022
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Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021
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urban dictionary is written by you

lets face it urban dictionary is the laziest website on this planet so they get payed by other people doing there work for them
by reltih si eman ym February 24, 2017
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men written by women

‘men written by women’ is an expression meaning to say that a man is truly a good person. they belong to the category of men who act/sound like they were ‘written by women’, aka those who actually correspond to the female (or anyone’s) expectations.

they are socially aware, respectful intersectional feminists. they do not care for toxic masculinity and very often have a soothing presence to those around them.
Men written by women are men who are up to great standards.

Damn, he sounds like he was written by a woman.

Really?
Yeah, he does more than the bare minimum.

Examples: Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, Dylan O’Brien, Chris Evans, Timothée Chalamet, Dev Patel, Caleb McLaughlin, Logan Lerman
by tokami June 29, 2021
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Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
by J Archer August 23, 2018
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