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Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around
by Death Menace July 9, 2023
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I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010
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hit him with a rake

the most common retort used by musicianforum members, AKA MXicans when someone posts about.. well, pretty much anything.

this retort was originated from a thread made by blockhead whose dad called him a jew and he hit his dad with a rake.
person: so yesterday i spilled this cup of coffee and my manager fired me

MXican: hit him with a rake LOLOL
by BIoTeCH September 17, 2005
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smack him with a pan

When someone does something dumb or they feel stupid for doing something embarrassing ex ima smack you with a pan or smack him/her with a pan
someone says soemthing when they dont know what there talking about and your prove them wrong say smack him/her/you wit a pan
someone falls and funny say smack him with a pan
by Jjaall3 November 18, 2013
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Crown him with many crowns

Derived from the Anglican Hymn "Crown Him with Many Crowns." Used to express awe, wonder, and excitement.
*Waiter brings a medley of delicius foods* Crown him with many crowns!
by GrandpaB March 29, 2015
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Hit him with the clit

A female's ultimate power play: sexing a man into oblivion/submission.
Q: He won't do what I want, what should I do?
A: Hit him with the clit.
by blackandyellowsd June 18, 2014
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Knobbed him with a Python

The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.

Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"
I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!
by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011
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