A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
B: Don't Shit With Me
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Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009
Get the Don't Shit With Me mug.Don't fuck with me asshole.
by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004
Get the Don't fuck with me mug.A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.
by anonymous June 29, 2005
Get the don't argue with me mug.What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
by QuacksO July 28, 2019
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Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me mug.1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
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