Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."

Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.

by Puma Puma April 5, 2008

wishful drinking

Drinking alcohol...as if getting drunk will bring him/her back.

Sitting here throwing 'em back, thinking she'll come back, ain't nothing but wishful drinking! It's the reason she left you in the first place!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 1, 2023

Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

by losgadh April 23, 2011

Wishful 6

An annoying girl who thinks she is God's gift to men and acts like she is an 8 or 9, when in fact she is just a 6.

Look at that ho, prancing around like she's an 8 or 9... she's just a wishful 6 bro.

by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014

Wishfuk

A word accidentally created while talking to someone on msn. To mean you are wishing for something, but your mind is on something else

Is that just wishfuk thinking?

by robolobster February 11, 2009

Wishful blinking

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

wishful ass

Someone who hopes for the best, but realistically that shits not gonna happen.

Girl: “I hope Trevor likes me”
Boy: “shut your, IN LOVE, wishful ass up.

by Sip Sip!!! April 22, 2018