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tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
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dinky winky

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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captain winky

captain winky came to visit me last night
by slone July 22, 2003
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Winsy

A term used to describe a short man (most often about white, teenage boys) , who is about 5'8" tall, with abnormally big arms. "Arms" includes both the bicep and the tricep, but the front shoulder muscle is excluded in this context. A "winsy" is also an ectomorph, so the fact that a "winsy" has big arms may astonish many people. Except from the arms, a "winsy" has no other abnormally big muscles, although he is very strong for his light weight. Fully clothed, he may seem like a scrawny spit-fuck, but underneath are some pretty vast arms.

How this term came to life, is unknown. A commonly shared theory is that the Scandinavian "celeb" Frank R. Winsi all of a sudden started going to the gym, in order to get big. The only problem was, as previously mentioned, that F. Winsi was an ectomorph. Hence, he only gained mass to his arms. They got big, vast, enormous, huge, compared to his body size and height. He started on cheep russian steroids, and as a result, his body stopped producing testosteron on its own. In Scandinavia, its illegal with testosterone supplements, and therefore, F. Winsi became a girl. He lost all of his mass (it "transformed" into fat"). Frank then committed suicide.

With that being said, its important to remember that the story about F. Winsi is a myth. Nothing more, nothing less. But, that does not make the term "Winsy" less "real".

Words that basically mean the same: "Manlet" (short man with oversized muscles, like Mark Wahlberg in "Pain and Gain")
*At the gym*
Guido nr. 1: "Hey, dude, look at that winsy"

Guido nr. 2: "Haha, so short, but huge arms though!
Guido nr. 1: "Yeah, but does he have any shoulder mass?"
Guido nr. 2: "Lol, no, he oughta do some more shoulder press instead of them curls!"
by GeneralExtraStrong May 7, 2013
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winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.
Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019
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Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
by Pastalovin April 28, 2020
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Kinky winky

I had to stop my kids watching tellytubbies because kinky winky subverted the show.
by Subversive squirrel July 20, 2018
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