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windy city

Having a chick fart in your mouth and immediately open-mouth kissing the fart into her mouth.
That Karen chick said she was down for a windy city, but she just couldn't fart.
by H.J. Washington August 6, 2007
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Windy City

When she queefs at the same moment that you are hovering just outside the entrance and you blow a load right into the forthcoming gust, causing a spectacular blowback of cum droplets all over both parties.
Duuuude, just as I pulled out to spray a fresh coat of paint all over the front door, she blasted me with a Windy City! The cleanup was gnarly!
by SinTaxx October 17, 2020
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Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
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Windy City Drifter

A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011
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Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.
Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.
by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009
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Windy City Shitter

At the Bears game, I got a Windy City Shitter from this drunk chick during tailgating.
by oifredleg March 5, 2011
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